Wah

I ran the Turkey Trot last Thursday. It's a very good time. I highly recommend it to everyone regardless of skill level. Very festive, very beautiful part of Buffalo, and a great way to earn your thanksgiving dinner. I got to see Haley and I got to see Nick Hoffman twice (once before the race started, and once again after mile 4 when he blew by me).

I'm happy to report that this time, I ran it end to end without any of that wussy walk-run crap that I was reduced to during the Shamrock Run. I crossed the finish line at 54:33, but my "net time" according to the timing chip strapped to my shoe, was 50min, 56sec. See what they do is, they track when you finally cross the start line and subtract that time off from when you finish. That equates to about a 10:15 mile average pace, which is much slower than I'd have put myself at if I had to guess.

My brother and his wife crossed the finish line 7 seconds after me and I met them in the chute. I had no idea they were right behind me, nor they that I was right in front of them. But their timing chips awarded them a net time of 49:15, a much more respectable time (congrats to both of them should they ever read this). Talking to them about where they were in the pack before the race started, it seems like they were very near to where I was. So how I managed to cross the start line a full minute and a half before they did seems to me to point to some sort of chip error.

Here's my case for shenanigans:
1. The clock above the starting line was malfunctioning, and kept flashing "4:11" once it got to that time after the race started (and before I crossed the start line).
2. The race didn't start at 9. Rather, at 9:05am, the National Anthem was sung, then someone mumbled for about 30 seconds into the microphone, then I believe an airhorn went off signalling the start of the race, but it was another 5 minutes before I even started moving, and about another 45 seconds before I crossed the start line.
3. My "bib" number was not searchable during the results, only my name.
4. I crapped out and walked portions of the Shamrock Run and still ended up at 52:10. So running the whole way this time only gets me an extra minute? I declare Shenanigans!!!

I have no real proof though, so all this amounts to is a big "wah" post. None the less, I'll be wearing my own stopwatch next race, and I'll be performing better.